Locations:

Don’t go to school- there will be a school-shooter, and you will die

Don’t go to parks- you will get abducted, and you will die

Don’t go camping-someone has been waiting for you, and you will die

Don’t go to rest stops- there is a truck driver waiting there, and you will die

Don’t go to gas stations-they are flocked with creepy people, and you will die

Don’t go to hotels-someone will lock you in, and you will die

Jobs:

Don’t go to work- someone there is a serial killer, and you will die

Don’t be a stripper- a guy is going to try to get you to sleep with him, and you will die

Don’t walk alone at night- someone will follow you, and you will die

Don’t be smart- people will get jealous, and you will die

Family and Friends:

Don’t leave your kids alone- they will die

Don’t have kids- someone will use them against you, and you will all die

Don’t trust your family- one of them is a serial killer, and soon enough, you will die

Don’t have a boyfriend- he is a serial killer, and when you anger him, you will die

Don’t have a girlfriend- she will get jealous of something and become a serial killer, and you will die

Don’t make out with said boyfriend/girlfriend in a car at night- you will both die, one probably watching the other

Home:

Don’t ever keep your blinds open- someone is stalking you, and you will die

Don’t let people into your house- they will act nice, but don’t be fooled, they are a serial killer and you will die

Don’t trust your neighbors- they are all serial killers, and you will die